by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 357thMost Primitive: 431stMost Influential: 454th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population7.402 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.402 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,924 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The legal profession considers itself above the law, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 4,531st in the world and 53rd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 116,966.98 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 357thMost Primitive: 431stMost Influential: 454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 646thLargest Gambling Industry: 784thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 967thHighest Crime Rates: 1,135thMost Avoided: 1,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,821stFattest Citizens: 2,068thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,374thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,933rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,531stRudest Citizens: 5,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,109thLargest Black Market: 5,474thLargest Mining Sector: 5,847thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,106thNudest: 7,459thTop
Most Armed: 12,256thMost Secular: 12,659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,241stMost Efficient Economies: 14,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,198thHighest Average Incomes: 16,305thHighest Economic Output: 17,289thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,411th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 102nd in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Wombelland, Yahlia, Dark Matter, Destyntine, Regnum Italiae, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Wessex and Cornwall, Savinecross, The New Nordic Union, GanymedEuropa, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ausvelt, Brakanistan, Northern German Federation, Falvaard, Grodisze, Thracia Republic, Imperium Anglorum, Super Happy Land, Invernessia, Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, German Bismarck Republic, Prussian-Union, Rivierenland, The Champions League, Othenhiem, New Touraine, The Seven Provinces, Walfo, Someseni, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Irminsulia, St Scarlett, Republic of Satherland, Bathera, Maritzal, South St Maarten, Leranditale, Ostermarch, Migurson, Nardin, Quentenia, Slavonia and Srijem, Boldia, Bombastion, Germany Third Reich, Leszno, Socialist Balkans, Shaor, and 189 others.Socialist Soviet Armenia, Diets, Velosia, Ansington, Canovium, North of Americas, Dauershire, Novabritannia, Godefargen, An Clar, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Eritei, Imperium Germaniae, Cytadela, Serbia-Macebonia, Artonin, Martelon, Hafrsa, Greater Tomland, Bareu, Chronus, Northwest Isles, Neuchateau, Eastern Greenlands, Thracia and Crimea, ENOTRIA, Desibia, Dreysia, Greater Albaina, Castelblancia, Monte Naranja, Free Workers Macedon, Jim the Baptist, Parliamentary Laramidia, Nea Europa, Domton, Lyallpur, Weltbeherrschung, IllyrianAlbania, Umeria, Esvonia, Toaddia, Bohomo, The Mongol Plain, The Scandinavian Realm, Lodhs beard, Kardjali, Evergreen Keys, Carignanum, Wiener-Neustadt, Kalifer and Baska, Nevelja, The Fair Republic, Betasia, Dalmannia, Weeddialvon, Saiwania, Trixeland, North Batica, New Ylicia, Rotenstein, Monkistan, Stukilo, Taboritia, Belmoren, Yoannes, Lagora, Nuweland, Lohika, State Of Kian, Liberal Federal Republic Germany, Soviet Taoistan, Arorska, The Kingdom of Denmark, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Romana Imperium de Italia, Soviet Krussia, Purgatio, Litalia Vala, Demon666, Lovisa, The-British-Isles, Lieges, Terdiatlans, Kamovia, Leiningerland, Viktorias, Thils, Durlia, Mons Graupius, Ventelia, Nuclear lammi, Equatorial Zone, Caoripp, East Carmania, Antwerpen Apart, The Oriental Empire, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, Rogueda, Hunas, Vieternozsk, Afandar, The Haven of Corporations, Trenaka, Jamesreich, Sienkahn, Adamites, Stumphosse Res, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Azitupia, Greater British Imperial Empire, Novoavania, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Athens But Better, Snowfeld, Enway, Alternan, Apabeossie, Seims, Saint Pallas, Armbruster, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Athbheochan na Tuatha, Meropis, St Jean Cap Ferrat, NorthPortugal, Alympian Kingdom, Bulgayria, Gor Kebab, Francitanie, Drew Durrnil, Crestphalia, Ukallingrad, Exori Vis, Hellenoturkist Balkans, The New Mexican Confederation, Vostokian Union, Ostreia, Arlanisa, Owlograd, St Parra, Cath Slar, Permorania, Socialist Benelux, Kurwia, Great Hanover, Abalucia, Fjarrej, Dorenstad, Rawando, Kadict, Greater Icelandia, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Dizgovzy, Estellan, Pavaludia, United Engiresco, Deasulaidh, The Union of Eurasian Federal Republics, Northern Socialist States, Ashckar, Heermiinaa, Skorvalia, European Narrra, Soviet State of Ruthenia, United States of Europe-, Cotee, New Hevania, BETTER CANADA, Uropian States, Anskerdank, Perfect Italy, The Great Owen, Rhinowolf, Bensonsign, Huggo, Kanokla, New Stracjyen, Titoist Yugoslavia, San Guglielmo, Zarulia, Wollaberg, Epistimi Evimeria, Corsovica, YellowJapan, and Bluemerica.

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