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Most Influential: 185th Most Ignorant Citizens: 590th Most Primitive: 601st
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population3.35 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

CurrencyDab
AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.35 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 407 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,529 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, and it is said that an Abjectly Ludicrous woman's work is never done. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 14,070th in the world and 506th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,309.53 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Influential: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 590thMost Primitive: 601stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,023rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,355thMost Avoided: 2,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,021stHighest Crime Rates: 3,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,666thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,834thNudest: 4,995thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,129thLargest Retail Industry: 5,331stLargest Mining Sector: 5,445thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,942ndLargest Black Market: 6,016thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,154thFattest Citizens: 7,281stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,975thTop
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Most Secular: 9,459thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,070thRudest Citizens: 15,189thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,929thHighest Drug Use: 17,163rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionMost Avoided: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 151st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Black Market: 179th in the regionNudest: 196th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 213th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 219th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 223rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 244th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 260th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 392nd in the regionMost Secular: 481st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 506th in the regionRudest Citizens: 668th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 883rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 922nd in the region

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