The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.976 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 346 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,355 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, An Emperor often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 93,430^th in the world and 4,660^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.