The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.301 billion Abject Ludicrosities are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,573 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

In this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, and the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 12,202^nd in the world and 178^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 27.35 Bank.