by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 366thMost Primitive: 417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 525th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population8.301 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.301 billion Abject Ludicrosities are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,573 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

In this vegetarian nation the delicious smell of roasted meat is oddly commonplace, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, and the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 12,202nd in the world and 178th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 27.35 Bank.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 366thMost Primitive: 417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 525thMost Influential: 785thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 792ndLargest Gambling Industry: 871stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,030thMost Avoided: 1,098thHighest Crime Rates: 1,130thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,893rdFattest Citizens: 1,958thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,249thLargest Retail Industry: 2,655thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,145thRudest Citizens: 4,409thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,583rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,482ndLargest Black Market: 5,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,645thNudest: 7,004thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,202ndMost Armed: 12,202ndMost Secular: 12,237thMost Efficient Economies: 13,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,944thHighest Economic Output: 16,375thHighest Average Incomes: 17,387th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionMost Armed: 56th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the region

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