by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 75th Most Influential: 256th Most Ignorant Citizens: 623rd
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Abject Ludicrosity

Population2.976 billion

Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.976 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 346 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,355 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, An Emperor often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 93,430th in the world and 4,660th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 75thMost Influential: 256thMost Ignorant Citizens: 623rdMost Primitive: 825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,226thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,345thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,782ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,801stMost Avoided: 2,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,171stLargest Retail Industry: 4,246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,286thNudest: 4,538thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,738thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,124thFattest Citizens: 6,697thLargest Mining Sector: 7,548thLargest Black Market: 7,834thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,035thTop
Most Secular: 9,039thRudest Citizens: 9,525thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,273rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,998thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,713thHighest Drug Use: 16,206th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 91st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138th in the regionNudest: 165th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Black Market: 216th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 219th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 230th in the regionFattest Citizens: 235th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 262nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionRudest Citizens: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 457th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 557th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 736th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 817th in the region

World Assembly

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