The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.39 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 140,924 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
The legal profession considers itself above the law, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and many politicians carry out their morning ablutions in public restrooms. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Empire of Weeveep.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Commonwealth of Romanslav.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The High Kingdom of Vernalo.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Thanianberg.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Borderlands of Gallipole.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Empire of The IndoAaryan.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Empire of Dae Dong.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The United States of Snaushemburg.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Federal Republic of Titoist Yugoslavia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Colony of Xelaxos.
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