The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.643 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 579 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,899 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, small shoes often wash up on the beach, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 165,165^th in the world and 8,551^st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -5.48 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.