The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.033 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 843 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,742 Dabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,473 per year while the poor average 8,898, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise an Empress's name on an hourly basis, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing an Empress's praises, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 48,048^th in the world and 2,122^nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 60.67 on the Rand Index.