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Most Ignorant Citizens: 439thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 889thLargest Gambling Industry: 927th
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population11.612 billion

Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship


The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.612 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 1,762 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 151,774 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,665 per year while the poor average 23,911, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

It's not mass murder when the government does it, An Empress's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and the people have taken "Hail an Empress" as an invitation to lob rocks. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Poskok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 2,021st in the world and 1st in Reality for Fattest Citizens, with 44.61 Obesity Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 439thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 889thLargest Gambling Industry: 927thHighest Crime Rates: 1,095thMost Avoided: 1,234thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,408thMost Primitive: 1,601stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,976thFattest Citizens: 2,021stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,239thLargest Retail Industry: 2,515thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,080thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,597thLargest Black Market: 4,661stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,123rdRudest Citizens: 5,297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,497thLargest Mining Sector: 5,630thNudest: 10,879thHighest Economic Output: 12,021stMost Armed: 12,896thMost Secular: 15,058thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,305thHighest Average Incomes: 16,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,159thMost Patriotic: 26,884th

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