The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.35 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 407 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,529 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, and it is said that an Abjectly Ludicrous woman's work is never done. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Free Land of Egalico.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Divine Dominion of Sundred.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Grand Golden Memeverse of Uganda Knuckles UK.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Trillius.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Majestic Twelve of Haor Chall.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Democratic States of Venezuelia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
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