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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 199thMost Ignorant Citizens: 315th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Thus
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Abject Ludicrosity

Population6.033 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDab
AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.033 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 843 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,742 Dabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,473 per year while the poor average 8,898, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise an Empress's name on an hourly basis, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing an Empress's praises, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 48,048th in the world and 2,122nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 60.67 on the Rand Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 199thMost Ignorant Citizens: 315thMost Primitive: 414thLargest Gambling Industry: 585thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 748thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 901stHighest Crime Rates: 926thMost Avoided: 1,496thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,769thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,069thFattest Citizens: 2,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,650thLargest Retail Industry: 2,742ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,208thLargest Mining Sector: 5,353rdNudest: 6,583rdLargest Black Market: 6,715thRudest Citizens: 7,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,857thMost Armed: 9,122ndTop
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Most Secular: 11,922ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,875thHighest Average Incomes: 15,944thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,987thHighest Economic Output: 20,042nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 216th in the regionLargest Black Market: 264th in the regionNudest: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 333rd in the regionMost Armed: 333rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 371st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 623rd in the regionMost Secular: 654th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 701st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 739th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 756th in the regionLargest Populations: 861st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 883rd in the region

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