by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th Most Influential: 285th Most Primitive: 588th
The Nonsensical Absurdity of
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Abject Ludicrosity

Population4.643 billion

Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.643 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 579 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,899 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, small shoes often wash up on the beach, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 165,165th in the world and 8,551st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -5.48 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74thMost Influential: 285thMost Primitive: 588thMost Ignorant Citizens: 639thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 972ndTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,259thMost Avoided: 2,692ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,851stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,124thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,518thNudest: 4,725thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,766thLargest Retail Industry: 4,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,959thLargest Black Market: 5,017thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,052ndFattest Citizens: 7,292ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,295thTop
Most Secular: 9,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,901stRudest Citizens: 16,743rd
Most Primitive: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 87th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 153rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 167th in the regionNudest: 173rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 176th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionFattest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 480th in the regionRudest Citizens: 601st in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 438 » Pallaith, Alunya, Prydania, East Wushen, Plangainer, Moisus, Yugobatania, El Fiji Grande, Newpromisedland, Wilkshire, SORT, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Necromonia, Cors Evia, Dicko, Tianqing, Holy Oranz, New Pruessen, 2 and 2 is Fish, PlanetPunk, East Supple Lund, Esplandia, The AP Republic, Corfad, Saint Alaric, Kulgatha, Vincone Cae, Aezus, Old Emporia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Joodey, Frances Francis the First of France, Notyoutopia, Humptalumpta, Dopeland420, Valhalla123, Amerian States, Shibutani, Montarc, Webvania, Siwale, Alice Gardens, Choistan, Venezuelia, Yaorozu, Haor Chall, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, and 388 others.Sundred, Egalico, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, David Davidson, Omnistria, Koda-Land, Acrabinnia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Dreadton, Potatolandium, Sea Ghost, New Phyrreus, Jasminlandia, Kwaj, Pradovnia, Ice and Tinian, Antiyard, 1 very fast endotarter, Panama Coalition, Aroa, Napnomadia, Amauri, 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Prime, Guslantis, Lower Nubia, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Rynion, The Stratosphere Islands, British Pacific Islands, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, The Union of Workers Councils, Angwayster, Alpinea, Lemonbiscuits, Ajibola, Outer Egorniand, Beta Cyndriel, Fararabistan, Cobrakia, Xandarnia, Idumetala, Xentherida, Solidair, Goyanes, Astrind, Juggernautilus, Glurponia, Viridiann, Banabistan, Arquan, Reformed Cheriouff Synapogre, Ostrolia, Central Ryal, United States of Americanas, Chukstik Illahi, Calamazo, Independent Halls, Indiana Hoosier nation, Anna Airters, New Trisone, Island States of Skelldia, Willifusland, Marxist Luxembourg, Steraz, Walter Jackson, Nordic-British Union, Wunderstrafanstalt, The Discipled, Northern Glory, Yemet, The Windmilluminati, Babacar, Wooleystan, Drusselstein, Zozanio, Subjugators, Nova Trieste, Wisconsota, Seenvorland, Lindsaystan, Helix Labs, Bearical, The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, Elgaland-Vargaland, Rkainjel, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Runeda, Avemterra, Penrith, Holy Marcus Empire, Daiz, Zeternia, San Xavier, Scouria, Lorigia, Moose repupblic, Baldova, Hatakulamatakatak, Lordelles, The Tampa Bay Rays, Romania-Moldavia, New Octicarg, Dylanana, PotatoFarmers, Scottra, Tmth, New Flos, Lanterkint, Styrica, New Lakemba, Sunaiya, Manticore utopia, Karazan, Duerrlewang, Lesbian Femdom, Dramanian, The West United States, The O C, Orven, The Sinclarian Provinces, Partax, Sacrento, McMasterdonia, Faircliff, Vexilia, Marmiedon, Landnovia, Union of the Oriental States, Heminaw, The Bureaucratic Territories, Solskjar, VietAnhland, Nguvu na Kiburi, Itallitopia, Warcaa, Catopia2, ECONAZIS2, Miamington, U S Eh, Gilakistan, Freyford, Ivy Rekkia, Delmak, Fizban, Miruma, Fascist Democracy, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Ponantine, New Pacifian Territory, Impler, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Gamer Party, Diodone, Contani, Vernest Quill, Alusten, Koral Empire Corporation, Tellavinna, Yewbow, Quentiam Viventem, Serendipita Martia, Eteles, Ereena, Changjo, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, The New Enclave Of The Wasteland, New Avian, Clan Spaniel, Calsolato, Lendara, United States of Medford, Fel Imass, Kingdom Of Manaf, Fendlium, Slytheria Reformed, Neworva, Universal State Formula, Saint-Elena, NabMex, Ecronentia, Castle Federation, McDonaldsland, San Gavino, Federalania, Nothru Lerple, Wallachian People, Xagill, United Western Federation, Kranostav, New Holloway, Germanic Araya, Tachycardia, Magorostan, Kubrostavsria, United Asgardian States, Zecit, Greater Maharlikans, Pazair, Illonius, Phoeba, Siau, Daymonskinner, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Braghz, Kromi, Parmovand, Zyvetskistaahn, Amestris-Britannia, Afcon, Consebradoria, East Akra, Mazeoftime, Uke Lords, Uganda Knuckles UK, Astronomical, Fraguale Cothe, Eravonia, Ravendi, Cape Flower, Olofin, Lotion Empire, Huks Gares, Eraver, Zixu, Unsophisticate, Mombata, 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