by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 6,034th Most Authoritarian: 6,103rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,545th
The Fiefdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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ABH Cleaner

Population32 million


The Fiefdom of ABH Cleaner is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 32 million ABH Cleanerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient ABH Cleanerian economy, worth 1.12 trillion marks a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,045 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and the sanitised and dull music festivals of ABH Cleaner are famed for their reasonable volume levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABH Cleaner's national animal is the cobra.

ABH Cleaner is ranked 66,678th in the world and 2nd in Artificial Black Hole for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 250.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Conservative: 6,034thMost Authoritarian: 6,103rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,545thMost Extreme: 15,064th

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