The Suidwesafrica Moment of Abeskaland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by wenomechainsama tumajarbisaun wifenloof with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 821 million Abeskans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burvan. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Abeska economy, worth 73.8 trillion Waraws a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,835 Waraws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, the military struggles with recruitment, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and the Federal Council of Abeskaland has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Abeskaland's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abeskaland is ranked 104,585^th in the world and 758^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,606.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.