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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,031stLowest Crime Rates: 3,381stBest Weather: 3,841st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One Nation, One Goal
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Abesa

Population6.802 billion

CapitalAstaria
Leaderthe Glorious Mother
Faithnot applicable

Currencyari
Animalant

The Republic of Abesa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Glorious Mother with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.802 billion Abesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astaria. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The very strong Abesian economy, worth 725 trillion aris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,691 aris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, builders across Abesa are blocked up with orders for new public loos, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Autarky Alliance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abesa's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not applicable.

Abesa is ranked 44,401st in the world and 1st in Autarky Alliance for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,499.54 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,031stLowest Crime Rates: 3,381stBest Weather: 3,841stHealthiest Citizens: 4,676thMost Authoritarian: 4,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,082ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,203rdMost Secular: 5,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,924thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,973rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,958thSafest: 8,433rdMost Patriotic: 8,529thLargest Governments: 8,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,153rdTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,912thSmartest Citizens: 13,390thMost Income Equality: 13,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,339thHighest Food Quality: 19,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,242ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,943rdMost Extreme: 25,019thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,555th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Autarky Alliance.
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Abesa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, builders across Abesa are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, Air Abesa is rumored to receive more government funding than the Abesian Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Abesa, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Abesa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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