The Queendom of Abeilla is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Queen Stella with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.613 billion Abeillans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ate. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Abeillan economy, worth 236 trillion lavens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 90,671 lavens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Abeillan farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown. Abeilla's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Fleurelism.

Abeilla is ranked 54,993^rd in the world and 1,127^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.89 law-abiding acts per hour.