The Republic of ABC123 78 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.248 billion ABC123 78ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish ABC123 78ian economy, worth 192 trillion wefwefs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 20,862 wefwefs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, a major religion has been named as ABC123 78's national religion, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 78's national animal is the wefwefwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABC123 78 is ranked 70,720^th in the world and 2,050^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.97 law-abiding acts per hour.