by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Devout: 7,559thMost Influential: 13,965thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,606th
The Parliamentary Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Friden durch Kraft
Eminence Grise
Commissioner of Domestic Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.233 billion

CapitalAbbeyverne Castle
LeaderKing Josephus XII

AnimalRed Falcon

The Parliamentary Monarchy of Abbeyverne is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Josephus XII with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.233 billion Abbeyverninans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abbeyverne Castle. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Abbeyvernean economy, worth 103 trillion Shillings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 83,754 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Abbeyverne, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Abbeyvernean grocery store, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and foreign leaders who don't applaud King Josephus XII's speeches are regarded as enemies of Abbeyverne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abbeyverne's national animal is the Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Abbeyverne is ranked 212,879th in the world and 89th in Greater Cyngland for Most Pacifist, with 7.29 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Devout: 7,559thTop
Most Influential: 13,965thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,740thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,029th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts