The Republic of Abarastan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.821 billion Abarastanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Abarastanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,627 trillion abarastan ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 179,220 abarastan ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime is totally unknown. Abarastan's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Abarastan is ranked 2,010^th in the world and 95^th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 170,601.66 Standard Monetary Units.