by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,880th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,280th Most Devout: 4,364th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to God, Peace to the People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.512 billion


CurrencyAbajan Csh

The Federal Republic of Abaja is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.512 billion Abajans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olulawi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Abajan economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Abajan Cshs a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 91,234 Abajan Cshs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and it is a silent spring in Abaja. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abaja's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Abaja is ranked 10,997th in the world and 296th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 85.19 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,880thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,280thMost Devout: 4,364thMost Influential: 4,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,614thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,047thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,064thBest Weather: 10,504thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,542ndMost Developed: 10,997thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,759thLargest Governments: 12,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,436thHighest Economic Output: 13,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,721stHealthiest Citizens: 15,202ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,856thLowest Crime Rates: 16,461stMost Efficient Economies: 16,583rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156th in the regionLargest Populations: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 175th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 225th in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 279th in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 345th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 346th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 362nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 397th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 424th in the regionNudest: 505th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 632nd in the region

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