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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,790thLowest Crime Rates: 2,642ndBest Weather: 2,838th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The best deserved
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Abadazad

Population10.345 billion

Currencykeys
Animalmonkey

The Kingdom of Abadazad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.345 billion Abadazadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abadazadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,430 keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, glamping Abadazadians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, vaccinations are mandatory, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abadazad's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abadazad is ranked 303,599th in the world and 12,736th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 27 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,790thLowest Crime Rates: 2,642ndBest Weather: 2,838thMost Authoritarian: 2,991stTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,128thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,777thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,407thHealthiest Citizens: 5,579thMost Conservative: 5,982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,703rdMost Secular: 9,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,720thLargest Governments: 11,321stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,119thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,210thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 18,973rdMost Income Equality: 20,537thHighest Economic Output: 20,827thMost Extreme: 24,730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,954th
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Most Authoritarian: 86th in the regionMost Patriotic: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionTop
5%
Most Conservative: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 265th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 304th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 418th in the regionMost Extreme: 443rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 494th in the regionMost Secular: 531st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 572nd in the regionLargest Governments: 585th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 695th in the regionMost Income Equality: 715th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 795th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 868th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 868th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,007th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,064th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,188th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,287th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abadazad's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Abadazad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Abadazad's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Abadazad was refounded in Balder.
  • : Abadazad ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Abadazad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Abadazad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
  • : Abadazad altered its national flag.
  • : Abadazad was refounded in Lazarus.

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