Population | 10.345 billion |
Currency | keys |
Animal | monkey |
The Kingdom of Abadazad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.345 billion Abadazadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Abadazadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,430 keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights, glamping Abadazadians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, vaccinations are mandatory, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abadazad's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Abadazad is ranked 303,599th in the world and 12,736th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 27 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abadazad's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Abadazad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Abadazad's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Abadazad was refounded in Balder.
- : Abadazad ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Abadazad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Abadazad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Abadazad, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
- : Abadazad altered its national flag.
- : Abadazad was refounded in Lazarus.