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Most Secular: 6,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,371stMost Pacifist: 10,406th
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Nipper
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Powerhouse
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Abadazad

Population4.636 billion

CapitalBoomtown
LeaderShabaan al-Hamad
FaithTuvuthos

CurrencyKeys
AnimalMonkey

The Kingdom of Abadazad is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Shabaan al-Hamad with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.636 billion Abadazadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boomtown. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Abadazadian economy, worth 396 trillion Keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,434 Keys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abadazad's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tuvuthos.

Abadazad is ranked 191,987th in the world and 5,363rd in the West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.59 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Secular: 6,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,371stMost Pacifist: 10,406thTop
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Best Weather: 10,804thLowest Crime Rates: 13,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,021stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,462ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,385thMost Inclusive: 16,495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,521stNicest Citizens: 18,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,609thSafest: 20,065th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 121st in the regionMost Secular: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 251st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionMost Pacifist: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 372nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 372nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 454th in the regionLargest Populations: 462nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 474th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 478th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 541st in the regionNicest Citizens: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 573rd in the regionMost Developed: 573rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abadazad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges.
  • : Abadazad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, an enfeebled opposition party spends most of its time simply trying to stay on the ballot.

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