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Abacathea was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 133
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,819th Largest Publishing Industry: 3,588th Nicest Citizens: 3,800th
The Gatekeeper of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Because beige is in this season.
his highest lordship HRM Pip
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Abacathea

Population9.766 billion

CapitalCapronus
Leaderhis highest lordship HRM Pip
FaithIncarnatism

CurrencyAcath
AnimalViper Forest Dragon

The Gatekeeper of Abacathea is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by his highest lordship HRM Pip with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.766 billion Abacatheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capronus. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse an Abacathean economy, worth 975 trillion Acaths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,909 Acaths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the fattest folk in Abacathea look to be the happiest ones, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abacathea's national animal is the Viper Forest Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Incarnatism.

Abacathea is ranked 18,810th in the world and 52nd in International Democratic Union for Most Developed, scoring 76.59 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,819thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,588thNicest Citizens: 3,800thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,984thBest Weather: 5,218thMost Cultured: 7,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,887thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,264thMost Pacifist: 8,382ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,424thHealthiest Citizens: 9,443rdMost Inclusive: 9,832ndSmartest Citizens: 12,700thMost Devout: 13,635thHighest Economic Output: 14,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,295thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,519thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,431st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, the fattest folk in Abacathea look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Abacathea was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Abacathea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, increasing numbers of children in Abacathea have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, it is said that an Abacathean woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Abacathea, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.

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