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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,087thSafest: 2,072ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,358th
The Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Our God is marching on!
Eminence Grise
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Population17.385 billion

LeaderKenneth Brown


The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 17.385 billion Aawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion Aawis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,487 Aawis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 5,766th in the world and 8th in Right to Life for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.94 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,087thSafest: 2,072ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,358thBest Weather: 2,578thMost Devout: 2,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,073rdMost Influential: 3,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,618thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,582ndLargest Governments: 5,709thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,766thHighest Economic Output: 6,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,611thLargest Populations: 8,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,942ndMost Developed: 10,352ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,821stNicest Citizens: 10,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,973rdMost Stationary: 12,087thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,673rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,067thMost Armed: 13,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,368thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,534thHighest Average Incomes: 18,632nd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the region

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