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Most Efficient Economies: 1,019th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,127th Safest: 2,132nd
The Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Our God is marching on!
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.102 billion

LeaderKenneth Brown


The Theocracy of Aawia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenneth Brown with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 15.102 billion Aawians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sweaters. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,968 trillion Aawis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,368 Aawis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aawia's national animal is the woodpecker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aawia is ranked 135,278th in the world and 51st in Right to Life for Most Primitive, scoring -168.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 1,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,127thTop
Safest: 2,132ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,347thBest Weather: 2,613thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,673rdMost Devout: 2,687thHealthiest Citizens: 2,974thMost Influential: 3,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,461stLowest Crime Rates: 4,472ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,683rdLargest Governments: 5,666thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,909thHighest Economic Output: 5,958thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,863rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,155thMost Developed: 8,639thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,971stLargest Populations: 9,096thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,816thNicest Citizens: 9,868thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,721stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,798thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,693rdMost Stationary: 14,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,753rd
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the region

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