The Anarcho-syndicalist commune of AAs Storage Unit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Al Copeland with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 25.313 billion AAs Storage Unitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AAs Storage Unitian economy, worth 735 trillion freenotes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,073 freenotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, Bokononism has been named as AAs Storage Unit's national religion, and Al Copeland has just been declared ruler of AAs Storage Unit in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. AAs Storage Unit's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bokononism.

AAs Storage Unit is ranked 165,153^rd in the world and 9^th in Chicago for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.7 law-abiding acts per hour.