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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,225thNicest Citizens: 1,305th
The Oft-Overlooked Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you aren't a failure, then you probably should be.
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Aaronian

Population11.671 billion

CapitalNew Anton
LeaderMatt Nightingale
FaithProgress

Currencydigit
Animalemu

The Oft-Overlooked Federation of Aaronian is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Matt Nightingale with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.671 billion inhabs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Anton. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Inhab economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion digits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,996 digits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaronian's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Progress.

Aaronian is ranked 2,375th in the world and 51st in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,621.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,225thNicest Citizens: 1,305thMost Pacifist: 1,347thMost Developed: 1,367thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,005thHealthiest Citizens: 2,033rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,240thSmartest Citizens: 2,266thLargest Governments: 2,348thMost Inclusive: 2,349thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,375thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,435thLowest Crime Rates: 2,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,501stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,854thBest Weather: 2,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,244thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,292ndSafest: 3,347thMost Cultured: 4,197thHighest Average Incomes: 5,406thHighest Economic Output: 5,670thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,716thTop
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Most Influential: 12,080thMost Stationary: 13,662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,770thMost Secular: 15,534th
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Nicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionTop
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Safest: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 116th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 194th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 359th in the regionMost Secular: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 608th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 625th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 645th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Aaronian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, large sections of Aaronian have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaronian, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.

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