The Infinite Empire of Aaron is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Danna Aaron with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.473 billion Aaronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Aaron. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aaronian economy, worth a remarkable 3,508 trillion Arrows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 281,321 Arrows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the police double as repo men, and protestors are soaking piles of Arrows in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aaron's national animal is the Aaronian dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Force.

Aaron is ranked 147,019^th in the world and 5^th in The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.77 on the Kitten Softness Rating.