The Free Land of Aargle Bargle is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stella with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.145 billion Aargle Bargles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystalaris. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Aargle Barglean economy, worth 410 trillion Magics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,768 Magics, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, the Aargle Barglean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and government policies change at the drop of a rabbit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aargle Bargle's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spirit.

Aargle Bargle is ranked 86,723^rd in the world and 21^st in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.65 law-abiding acts per hour.