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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,026thMost Developed: 1,249thMost Patriotic: 1,254th
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Population6.234 billion

LeaderCęsar Menichagerius V
FaithThe Orthodoxy of Vistibule


The Hungry For Quote Awards of Aandruzognivia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cęsar Menichagerius V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.234 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Dinariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,706 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Ęgela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Orthodoxy of Vistibule.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 226,861st in the world and 6,893rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -565.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,026thMost Developed: 1,249thMost Patriotic: 1,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,508thHealthiest Citizens: 1,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,755thLargest Governments: 1,862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,288thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,762ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,080thMost Efficient Economies: 3,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,547thBest Weather: 4,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,051stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,151stHighest Food Quality: 4,232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,290thMost Inclusive: 4,302ndMost Influential: 4,343rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,663rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,336thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,996thHighest Average Incomes: 5,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,094thMost Secular: 7,263rdMost Cultured: 7,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,315thMost Pacifist: 9,892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,024thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,760thHighest Economic Output: 14,098thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,636thMost Authoritarian: 22,997th
Most Influential: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 117th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 198th in the regionNicest Citizens: 221st in the regionMost Secular: 227th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 339th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 349th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 424th in the regionMost Stationary: 521st in the region

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