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Lowest Crime Rates: 627thMost Patriotic: 679thMost Developed: 903rd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Life is but a flurry
Cęsar Morchonicus V
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.496 billion

LeaderCęsar Morchonicus V
FaithOrthodoxy of Vistibule


The Empire of Aandruzognivia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cęsar Morchonicus V with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 8.496 billion Aandruzognivians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapapheperoma. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aandruzognivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,043 trillion Dinariuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,503 Dinariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Dinariuses are being blown on orbital weapons development, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', Cęsar Morchonicus V's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Cęsar Morchonicus V in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aandruzognivia's national animal is the Ęgela, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy of Vistibule.

Aandruzognivia is ranked 22,363rd in the world and 517th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,795.75 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 627thMost Patriotic: 679thMost Developed: 903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,017thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,166thHealthiest Citizens: 1,180thLargest Governments: 1,207thMost Secular: 1,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,396thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,409thSmartest Citizens: 1,472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,333rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,572ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,706thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,027thHighest Food Quality: 3,159thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,215thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,287thMost Inclusive: 3,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,153rdBest Weather: 4,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,293rdMost Influential: 4,444thHighest Average Incomes: 4,450thMost Cultured: 4,928thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,800thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,462ndMost Authoritarian: 8,533rdHighest Economic Output: 9,308thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,353rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,854thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,363rd
Most Patriotic: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 133rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 140th in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionNicest Citizens: 279th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 389th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Extreme: 662nd in the region

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