The Dictatorship of Aallinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.47 billion Aallinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Owlor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aallinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion guildings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 317,306 guildings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,897,398 per year while the poor average 3,822, a ratio of 757 to 1.

Bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Supreme Overlord's rear echelons, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, and government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aallinia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aallinia is ranked 331,166^th in the world and 51^st in Community for Most Cultured, scoring 39 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.