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Rudest Citizens: 2,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,574th
The Anarchist Federal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
QUAESTIO AUCTORITATE
Prime-Minister Paul E Reed
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Aachenheimer

Population5.128 billion

CapitalAachen
LeaderPrime-Minister Paul E Reed

CurrencyKronamark
AnimalGriffin

The Anarchist Federal Republic of Aachenheimer is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime-Minister Paul E Reed with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.128 billion Aachenese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aachen. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aachenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,153 trillion Kronamarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,854 Kronamarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown. Aachenheimer's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aachenheimer is ranked 19,985th in the world and 10th in Portugal for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,087.52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,574thMost Inclusive: 3,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,792ndHighest Food Quality: 4,957thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,701stLargest Retail Industry: 5,809thSmartest Citizens: 6,200thMost Cultured: 6,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,859thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,367thMost Developed: 7,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,497thMost Efficient Economies: 11,011thMost Influential: 11,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,091stLargest Black Market: 13,196thMost Secular: 13,243rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,917thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,800thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,424thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,985thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 23,403rdLargest Governments: 23,446thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,975thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,597thHighest Economic Output: 26,011thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,177thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,947th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Aachenheimer lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Aachenheimer, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Aachenheimer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Samosil, Olarista, Ofiussia, Herya, Ossela, Grijo, Reino de Portvgal, SayuKun, Republic Weimar, Caxina, and Otcodott.

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