The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.096 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Healthcare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Aaaaaan economy, worth 259 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,335 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,862 per year while the poor average 16,385, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 69,106^th in the world and 9^th in Selene for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.