The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and daily referendums. The hard-working, devout population of 2.96 billion Aaaaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The large but inefficient Aaaaaan economy, worth 102 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,558 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 155,265^th in the world and 29^th in Selene for Most Developed, scoring 43.33 on the Human Development Index.