The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.931 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse Aaaaaan economy, worth 754 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,164 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,402 per year while the poor average 11,941, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 239,704^th in the world and 21^st in Selene for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -8.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.