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Largest Agricultural Sector: 347th Most Primitive: 772nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,543rd
The Tridominium Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Love it or lose it.
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Very Strong
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Aaaaaa

Population4.95 billion

LeaderPresident Şemsettin Aleyilakos

CurrencyAaaaaan Dollar
AnimalNorthern Pintail

The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.95 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Aaaaaan economy, worth 372 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,211 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,766 per year while the poor average 20,455, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 56,122nd in the world and 10th in Selene for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 347thMost Primitive: 772ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,543rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,648thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,032ndFattest Citizens: 2,365thMost Armed: 3,324thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,238thLargest Retail Industry: 4,394thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,457thMost Devout: 4,944thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,310thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,379thRudest Citizens: 14,301stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,477th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Aaaaaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
  • : Aaaaaa was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Aaaaaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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