The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.487 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The powerhouse Aaaaaan economy, worth 620 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,701 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,562 per year while the poor average 12,485, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and expectant parents extensively research old court records before naming their child. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 208,885^th in the world and 15^th in Selene for Longest Average Lifespans, with 26.99 Years.