The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.95 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Aaaaaan economy, worth 372 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,211 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,766 per year while the poor average 20,455, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 56,122^nd in the world and 10^th in Selene for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.