|Leader||President Şemsettin Aleyilakos|
The Federal Condominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-working, devout population of 2.606 billion Aaaaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.
The sizeable but inefficient Aaaaaan economy, worth 90.1 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 34,558 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains, decaying farm hamlets have twice the representation of major urban areas, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Selene rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Selene rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Selene rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Aaaaaa relocated from Greater Dienstad to Selene.
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Aaaaaa's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Aaaaaa relocated from Esportiva to Greater Dienstad.