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Most Primitive: 838th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,839th Highest Crime Rates: 2,037th
The Tridominium Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Love it or lose it.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Aaaaaa

Population4.096 billion

LeaderPresident Şemsettin Aleyilakos

CurrencyAaaaaan Dollar
AnimalNorthern Pintail

The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.096 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Healthcare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Aaaaaan economy, worth 259 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,335 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,862 per year while the poor average 16,385, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 69,106th in the world and 9th in Selene for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Primitive: 838thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,839thHighest Crime Rates: 2,037thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,353rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,979thFattest Citizens: 3,512thMost Armed: 4,561stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,807thLargest Retail Industry: 5,140thMost Devout: 7,290thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,656thTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 9,533rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,243rd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aaaaaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Aaaaaa City with effluent.
  • : Aaaaaa's influence in Selene rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, President Şemsettin Aleyilakos has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.

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