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Largest Agricultural Sector: 565thMost Primitive: 959thLargest Gambling Industry: 993rd
The Tridominium Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Only upon one's strength can he value his courage
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Aaaaaa

Population7.931 billion

LeaderPresident Şemsettin Aleyilakos

CurrencyAaaaaan Dollar
AnimalNorthern Pintail

The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.931 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse Aaaaaan economy, worth 754 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,164 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 449,402 per year while the poor average 11,941, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, drowning sailors are hung out to dry, and a PhD just ain't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 239,704th in the world and 21st in Selene for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -8.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 565thMost Primitive: 959thLargest Gambling Industry: 993rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,629thHighest Crime Rates: 1,657thFattest Citizens: 2,097thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,373rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,482ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,315thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,445thMost Devout: 4,615thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,823rdRudest Citizens: 4,945thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,759thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,286thMost Armed: 9,039thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 19,366thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,918thMost Influential: 22,831st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aaaaaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, students in Aaaaaa's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
  • : Aaaaaa's influence in Selene rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Aaaaaa published "Aaaaaan Map" (Factbook: Geography).
  • : Aaaaaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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