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Most Primitive: 834th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,403rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,803rd
The Tridominium Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love it or lose it.
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Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Reasonable
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Aaaaaa

Population3.517 billion

LeaderPresident Şemsettin Aleyilakos

CurrencyAaaaaan Dollar
AnimalNorthern Pintail

The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.517 billion Aaaaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aaaaaan economy, worth 143 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,698 Aaaaaan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Şemsettin Aleyilakos's wardrobe, warning signs caution Aaaaaans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aaaaaan as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 63,261st in the world and 8th in Selene for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,751.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Primitive: 834thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,403rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,803rdFattest Citizens: 5,861stMost Devout: 7,044thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,458thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,812thMost Average: 12,005thMost Armed: 12,913thHighest Crime Rates: 16,286th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aaaaaan as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, warning signs caution Aaaaaans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Şemsettin Aleyilakos's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Aaaaaa altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, President Şemsettin Aleyilakos claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Aaaaaa, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.

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