The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.517 billion Aaaaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aaaaaan economy, worth 143 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,698 Aaaaaan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Şemsettin Aleyilakos's wardrobe, warning signs caution Aaaaaans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Aaaaaan as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 63,261^st in the world and 8^th in Selene for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,751.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.