The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.421 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The powerhouse Aaaaaan economy, worth 706 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,161 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,238 per year while the poor average 12,099, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, Northern Pintail populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 3,132^nd in the world and 3^rd in Selene for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,670.45 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.