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Largest Agricultural Sector: 544thLargest Gambling Industry: 965thMost Primitive: 999th
The Tridominium Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Only upon one's strength can he value his courage
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population7.421 billion

LeaderPresident Şemsettin Aleyilakos

CurrencyAaaaaan Dollar
AnimalNorthern Pintail

The Tridominium Republic of Aaaaaa is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Şemsettin Aleyilakos with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.421 billion Aaaaaans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The powerhouse Aaaaaan economy, worth 706 trillion Aaaaaan Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 95,161 Aaaaaan Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,238 per year while the poor average 12,099, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, Northern Pintail populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Aaaaaa's national animal is the Northern Pintail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aaaaaa is ranked 3,132nd in the world and 3rd in Selene for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,670.45 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 544thLargest Gambling Industry: 965thMost Primitive: 999thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,556thHighest Crime Rates: 1,689thFattest Citizens: 2,009thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,361stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,470thLargest Retail Industry: 3,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,215thMost Devout: 4,493rdRudest Citizens: 4,561stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,340thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,373rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,387thMost Armed: 9,221stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 19,311thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,053rd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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