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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,989th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,883rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 4,174th
The Protectorate of
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We stand together, now and forever
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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A Unified Earth

Population5.975 billion



The Protectorate of A Unified Earth is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.975 billion Earthlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glasgow. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Earthling economy, worth 462 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,470 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, many Earthlings twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Unified Earth's national animal is the Moth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A Unified Earth is ranked 15,255th in the world and 60th in Wintreath for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 52.84 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,174thTop
Most Pacifist: 7,694thSafest: 8,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,565thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,597thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,231stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,920thHealthiest Citizens: 13,019thMost Income Equality: 14,624thNicest Citizens: 14,651st
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 23rd in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the region

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