The Democratic Republic of A Totally Democractic Government is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.532 billion Totally Democractics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenninburg. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Totally Democractic Governmentian economy, worth 76.0 trillion Stalins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,609 Stalins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Untold millions of Stalins are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Totally Democractic Government's national animal is the Lennin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Totally Democractic Government is ranked 142,717^th in the world and 37^th in The Internationale for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,458.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.