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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87th Most Influential: 273rd Fattest Citizens: 1,931st
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Police State
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Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
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A Terribly Charismatic Duck

Population985 million

CapitalScootland

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalTerribly Charismatic Duck

The Armed Republic of A Terribly Charismatic Duck is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 985 million Terribly Charismatic Duckians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scootland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Terribly Charismatic Duckian economy, worth 161 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 164,222 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,930 per year while the poor average 18,428, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Terribly Charismatic Duck's national animal is the Terribly Charismatic Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A Terribly Charismatic Duck is ranked 29,294th in the world and 1,384th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.67 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87thMost Influential: 273rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,931stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,255thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,428thNudest: 3,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,803rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,000thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,296thLargest Retail Industry: 4,311thMost Avoided: 4,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,940thLargest Mining Sector: 6,495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,961stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,846thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,857thMost Efficient Economies: 11,044thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,795thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,507thMost Conservative: 15,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,062ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,317thMost Pro-Market: 16,711thLargest Black Market: 18,233rdRudest Citizens: 18,426th
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Fattest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 120th in the regionNudest: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionMost Avoided: 143rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 202nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 215th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 356th in the regionLargest Black Market: 401st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 446th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 625th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 703rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 723rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 734th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 838th in the regionRudest Citizens: 850th in the regionMost Conservative: 975th in the region

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