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A Terribly Charismatic Duck

Population2.813 billion


AnimalTerribly Charismatic Duck

The Armed Republic of A Terribly Charismatic Duck is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.813 billion Terribly Charismatic Duckians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scootland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Terribly Charismatic Duckian economy, worth 459 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 163,455 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 713,165 per year while the poor average 23,673, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, and mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Terribly Charismatic Duck's national animal is the Terribly Charismatic Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

A Terribly Charismatic Duck is ranked 168,607th in the world and 5,681st in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 7.69 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Influential: 290thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,835thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,093rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,133rdNudest: 2,369thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,767thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,899thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,161stLargest Retail Industry: 4,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,285thMost Avoided: 5,294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,977thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,216thLargest Mining Sector: 7,385thLargest Black Market: 8,475thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,496thHighest Average Incomes: 10,086thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,787thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,810thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,054thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,003rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 120th in the regionNudest: 120th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 209th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 271st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 278th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 294th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 378th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 450th in the regionLargest Black Market: 456th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 484th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 513th in the region

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