Population | 4.474 billion |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | penguin |
The Alien Nation of A Stoner Boy is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.474 billion Stoner Boys are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.
The very strong Stoned economy, worth 156 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 34,879 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 109,111 per year while the poor average 8,552, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.
Politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime is a problem. A Stoner Boy's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
A Stoner Boy is ranked 274,766th in the world and 4th in Asexual Region for Highest Average Incomes, with 34,879.23 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : A Stoner Boy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : A Stoner Boy's influence in Asexual Region fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : A Stoner Boy's influence in Asexual Region rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : A Stoner Boy's influence in Asexual Region fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : A Stoner Boy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : A Stoner Boy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : A Stoner Boy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in A Stoner Boy, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in A Stoner Boy, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
- : Following new legislation in A Stoner Boy, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.