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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,958thMost Primitive: 3,012thHighest Crime Rates: 3,843rd
The Republic of
Anarchy
Get out of my way, you vehicle!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

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A Serial Jaywalker

Population1.957 billion

Currencyviolation tickets
Animal2000 pound weapon moving at 50 mph

The Republic of A Serial Jaywalker is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.957 billion Serial Jaywalkerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The very strong Serial Jaywalkerian economy, worth 132 trillion violation tickets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,955 violation tickets, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,430 per year while the poor average 6,172, a ratio of 61.0 to 1.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", board shorts have replaced board rooms, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. A Serial Jaywalker's national animal is the 2000 pound weapon moving at 50 mph, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A Serial Jaywalker is ranked 29,361st in the world and 6th in Jutomi Puppet Storage for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 97.01 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,958thMost Primitive: 3,012thHighest Crime Rates: 3,843rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,901stRudest Citizens: 10,068thMost Avoided: 10,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,667thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,466thMost Armed: 15,388thMost Pro-Market: 17,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,717thMost Politically Free: 19,589thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,586thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,625thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,180thMost Extreme: 23,203rd
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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