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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,890th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,946th Most Conservative: 14,932nd
The Random Raider of
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A Random Raider

Population5.481 billion

CapitalA Random City
LeaderA Random Raider
FaithA Random Religion

CurrencyA Random Currency
AnimalA Random Animal

The Random Raider of A Random Raider is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by A Random Raider with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.481 billion Random Raiders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Random City. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Random Raiderian economy, worth 249 trillion A Random Currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 45,544 A Random Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. A Random Raider's national animal is the A Random Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is A Random Religion.

A Random Raider is ranked 52,362nd in the world and 1st in Intruders for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,890thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,946thMost Conservative: 14,932nd

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