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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,724th Least Corrupt Governments: 5,317th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,471st
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A Random Canadian Empire

Population5.892 billion


CurrencyBit Coin
AnimalYellow Lab

The Empire of A Random Canadian Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.892 billion Canadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SHUTTLIE MCSHUTTLEFACE. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Canadian economy, worth 663 trillion Bit Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,661 Bit Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Random Canadian Empire's national animal is the Yellow Lab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Random Canadian Empire is ranked 127,920th in the world and 1st in Riskivilization for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,280.05 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,471stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,504thSafest: 5,899thMost Inclusive: 6,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,387thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,603rdMost Pacifist: 6,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,865thNicest Citizens: 6,921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,358thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,379thHealthiest Citizens: 8,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,417thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,843rdSmartest Citizens: 9,949thMost Secular: 10,026thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,384thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,854thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,573rdBest Weather: 11,833rdLargest Governments: 12,041stMost Developed: 12,379thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,529thMost Income Equality: 12,536thLowest Crime Rates: 12,841stMost Stationary: 13,374thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,475th

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