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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,858th Most Armed: 9,113th Largest Black Market: 11,913th
The Sultanate of
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A Panda Tiger

Population11.828 billion

CurrencyFRA
AnimalTigers

The Sultanate of A Panda Tiger is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.828 billion Panda Tigerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Panda Tigerian economy, worth 989 trillion FRAS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,649 FRAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Panda Tigerian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Panda Tiger's national animal is the Tigers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

A Panda Tiger is ranked 21,580th in the world and 3rd in Iran for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,858thTop
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Most Armed: 9,113thLargest Black Market: 11,913thLargest Mining Sector: 13,383rdHighest Economic Output: 14,655th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, Panda Tigerian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
  • : A Panda Tiger was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, the Panda Tigerian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Following new legislation in A Panda Tiger, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.

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