The Rebirth of A Newly Born Kraken is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.423 billion Newly Born Krakenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Newly Born Krakenian economy, worth 939 trillion Kraken Eyes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,584 Kraken Eyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Newly Born Kraken's national animal is the Kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
A Newly Born Kraken is ranked 18,420th in the world and 2nd in The Sasquatch Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
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A Newly Born Kraken, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, behind every local dictator is a Newly Born Krakenian advisor whispering in their ear.
- : A Newly Born Kraken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
- : Following new legislation in A Newly Born Kraken, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
