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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,467th Most Avoided: 7,715th Largest Retail Industry: 11,494th
The The Obvious Nintendo Country of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's a me!
King Mario and Princess Peach
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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A Mushroom Kingdom

Population1.996 billion

CapitalToad Town
LeaderKing Mario and Princess Peach
FaithThe Seven Stars

CurrencyCoin
AnimalGoomba

The The Obvious Nintendo Country of A Mushroom Kingdom is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Mario and Princess Peach with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.996 billion Mushroom Kingdomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The powerhouse Mushroom Kingdomian economy, worth 169 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 84,992 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Mushroom Kingdomian mussels the biggest in Esportiva, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Mushroom Kingdom's national animal is the Goomba, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Seven Stars.

A Mushroom Kingdom is ranked 88,669th in the world and 57th in Esportiva for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,467thMost Avoided: 7,715thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,561stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,920thFattest Citizens: 16,475th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly arrested for bringing back contraband basketry.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Mushroom Kingdomian mussels the biggest in Esportiva.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen'.
  • : A Mushroom Kingdom's influence in Esportiva rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, the fattest folk in A Mushroom Kingdom look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in A Mushroom Kingdom, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.

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