The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Featured Region with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.692 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,110 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 307,822^nd in the world and 26^th in Third Cynglish Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -427.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.