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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,865th
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A Dweeb

Population3.628 billion


The Zaz Is of A Dweeb is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.628 billion Dweebians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dweebian economy, worth 189 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,285 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Dweeb's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

A Dweeb is ranked 106,251st in the world and 414th in Birb for Most Pro-Market, scoring 37.89 on the Rand Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,865th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionSafest: 53rd in the region

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