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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,037th Most Primitive: 5,421st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,266th
The Free Land of
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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A Dork

Population117 million

CurrencyDinmark
AnimalWolf

The Free Land of A Dork is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 117 million Dorkians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Dorkian economy, worth 7.10 trillion Dinmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,662 Dinmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,726 per year while the poor average 12,373, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. A Dork's national animal is the Wolf.

A Dork is ranked 128,003rd in the world and 352nd in Birb for Highest Economic Output, with 7.10 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,037thMost Primitive: 5,421stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,266thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,776thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,840thMost Pro-Market: 13,376th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the region

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