The SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAM of A Different Puppet of Potatopelago is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 738 million Different Puppet of Potatopelagoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BIG SHOT. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Different Puppet of Potatopelagoan economy, worth 25.8 trillion KROMERS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 34,924 KROMERS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to a major religion, laws are littered with references to cheese, and police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Different Puppet of Potatopelago's national animal is the SPAMTON EGGS, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A Different Puppet of Potatopelago is ranked 309,455^th in the world and 149^th in Aspen for Most Patriotic, with 0.53 flags saluted per person per day.