The Celtic Empire of A Cornstar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by IACOBVS REX with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.509 billion Cornoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornstarntinople. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cornic economy, worth 905 trillion Good Boy Points a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,139 Good Boy Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, billions of Good Boy Points are being blown on orbital weapons development, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, and all Cornoes live like kings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Cornstar's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chalcedonian Christianity.

A Cornstar is ranked 3,113^th in the world and 3^rd in Westfalen Westphalia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,407.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.