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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 435thLargest Black Market: 537th
The Adorableness of
Psychotic Dictatorship
۞ *squeak squeak* Muy frío! ۞
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A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls

Population21.278 billion

CapitalEl Salvador
LeaderAlpha Hispanic Girl Zulma Barrientos
FaithAdorable Squeakyness


The Adorableness of A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alpha Hispanic Girl Zulma Barrientos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.278 billion puffy Hispanic girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Salvador. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girlsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,676 trillion Papayas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 219,804 Papayas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, citizens are grown in vats, protestors are soaking piles of Papayas in blood to make a point about government incomes, and a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls's national animal is the Chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adorable Squeakyness.

A Cluster Of Cute Hispanic Girls is ranked 309,240th in the world and 163rd in Ijaka for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -20.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 435thLargest Black Market: 537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 688thMost Devout: 750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,379thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,580thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,121stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,421stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,117thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,226thLargest Governments: 4,275thBest Weather: 4,826thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,367thMost Patriotic: 6,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,273rdLargest Populations: 10,989thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,636thMost Efficient Economies: 16,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,315thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,766thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,631stMost Authoritarian: 27,744thMost Inclusive: 28,398thMost Developed: 29,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,701st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the region

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