Population | 42.206 billion |
Capital | Abaddonia |
Leader | Mighty Fuhrer |
Currency | quesaburro |
Animal | radioactive super zomb |
The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 42.206 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,116 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 334,467 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, AB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
A baddon is ranked 119th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 21,636.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
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A baddon, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
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A baddon, AB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
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A baddon, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
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A baddon, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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A baddon, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
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A baddon, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
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A baddon, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
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A baddon, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
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A baddon, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
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A baddon, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.