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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th Safest: 10th Most Advanced Public Transport: 18th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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A baddon

Population35.368 billion

CapitalAbaddonia
LeaderMighty Fuhrer

Currencyquesaburro
Animalradioactive super zomb

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 35.368 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,803 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 333,741 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 171,326th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Fattest Citizens, with 0.85 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26thHealthiest Citizens: 34thLargest Governments: 39thLowest Crime Rates: 51stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80thLargest Welfare Programs: 85thSmartest Citizens: 102ndMost Developed: 121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rdLargest Populations: 125thLongest Average Lifespans: 151stMost Cultured: 163rdMost Subsidized Industry: 171stMost Stationary: 180thHighest Economic Output: 220thMost Pacifist: 224thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 235thMost Beautiful Environments: 239thMost Compassionate Citizens: 248thHighest Poor Incomes: 344thBest Weather: 465thLargest Publishing Industry: 513thMost Advanced Public Education: 542ndMost Secular: 1,001stHighest Average Incomes: 1,093rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,890thMost Inclusive: 1,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,917thNicest Citizens: 4,718thMost Influential: 5,474thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,510thNudest: 13,051st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, it is said that a baddonian woman's work is never done.

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