The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 35.368 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,803 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 333,741 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 171,326^th in the world and 1^st in All under heaven for Fattest Citizens, with 0.85 Obesity Rate.