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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thSafest: 17thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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A baddon

Population42.206 billion

CapitalAbaddonia
LeaderMighty Fuhrer

Currencyquesaburro
Animalradioactive super zomb

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 42.206 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 14,116 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 334,467 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, AB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 119th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 21,636.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thSafest: 17thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54thHealthiest Citizens: 54thHighest Average Tax Rates: 55thMost Developed: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 64thLowest Crime Rates: 87thLargest Governments: 93rdLargest Populations: 101stLargest Welfare Programs: 119thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146thMost Stationary: 159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197thSmartest Citizens: 200thMost Cultured: 228thHighest Economic Output: 272ndMost Beautiful Environments: 322ndHighest Food Quality: 384thMost Subsidized Industry: 430thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431stMost Compassionate Citizens: 439thBest Weather: 545thLargest Publishing Industry: 564thMost Advanced Public Education: 622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 750thMost Patriotic: 871stMost Pacifist: 1,016thMost Secular: 1,638thHighest Average Incomes: 1,691stMost Inclusive: 2,295thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,958thMost Influential: 6,885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,178thMost Efficient Economies: 12,065thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,013th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, AB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.

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