by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th Safest: 10th Most Advanced Public Transport: 19th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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A baddon

Population32.421 billion

CapitalAbaddonia
LeaderMighty Fuhrer

Currencyquesaburro
Animalradioactive super zomb

The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 32.421 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,691 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 329,774 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 169,666th in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -64.33 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 24thHealthiest Citizens: 26thLargest Governments: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 34thMost Developed: 71stSmartest Citizens: 75thLargest Welfare Programs: 88thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91stLongest Average Lifespans: 108thMost Cultured: 123rdLargest Populations: 142ndMost Subsidized Industry: 162ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 190thMost Stationary: 192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 194thMost Pacifist: 194thMost Beautiful Environments: 195thHighest Economic Output: 229thMost Secular: 341stBest Weather: 367thMost Advanced Public Education: 543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 742ndHighest Average Incomes: 945thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,058thMost Influential: 4,470thNicest Citizens: 5,329thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,508thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,530thHighest Drug Use: 15,436thMost Income Equality: 15,446thNudest: 15,467th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A baddon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, there's a hole in the heart of every baddonian city.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.

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