by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th Safest: 10th Most Advanced Public Transport: 21st
The Armed Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.342 billion baddonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,160 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 324,185 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 151,063rd in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Fattest Citizens, with 0.85 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4thSafest: 10thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 24thHealthiest Citizens: 25thLargest Governments: 28thLowest Crime Rates: 35thMost Developed: 44thSmartest Citizens: 66thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 80thLargest Welfare Programs: 90thMost Cultured: 110thHighest Poor Incomes: 133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145thLargest Populations: 146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 157thMost Beautiful Environments: 158thMost Subsidized Industry: 163rdMost Pacifist: 172ndMost Stationary: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 232ndMost Secular: 296thBest Weather: 303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 475thLargest Publishing Industry: 533rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 614thHighest Average Incomes: 886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,042ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,907thMost Influential: 4,132ndNicest Citizens: 5,401stTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,596thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,055thNudest: 14,300thMost Efficient Economies: 14,422nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, Baddonians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.

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