Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th Safest: 12th Most Advanced Public Transport: 14th
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom in solitude
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Armed Republic of A baddon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Fuhrer with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.291 billion baddonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abaddonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient baddonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,703 trillion quesaburros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,341 quesaburros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A baddon's national animal is the radioactive super zomb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A baddon is ranked 98,251st in the world and 1st in All under heaven for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 1,719.31 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thSafest: 12thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 22ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 25thLargest Governments: 28thMost Developed: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 32ndSmartest Citizens: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68thLongest Average Lifespans: 69thLargest Welfare Programs: 80thMost Cultured: 110thMost Subsidized Industry: 126thHighest Poor Incomes: 135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 136thMost Beautiful Environments: 137thLargest Populations: 144thMost Pacifist: 156thMost Secular: 185thHighest Economic Output: 236thBest Weather: 263rdMost Stationary: 277thMost Advanced Public Education: 443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 540thMost Scientifically Advanced: 545thHighest Average Incomes: 887thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,069thMost Inclusive: 1,593rdTop
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Most Influential: 4,070thNicest Citizens: 6,218thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,874thMost Efficient Economies: 13,961st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, lavish state dinners in Abaddonia are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, baddonians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, the government spends millions of quesaburros every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in A baddon, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.

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