The Republic of A 32 Page Thesis is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.113 billion 32 Page Thesisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient 32 Page Thesisian economy, worth 659 trillion Soulss of Natives a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,265 Soulss of Natives, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

First-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, if a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A 32 Page Thesis's national animal is the Question Mark, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A 32 Page Thesis is ranked 301,375^th in the world and 252^nd in Eye for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.