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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,637thLargest Retail Industry: 4,663rdMost Devout: 7,779th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Everyone expects the Varanian Inquisition
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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A 27 Page Thesis

Population4.138 billion

CurrencySouls of Natives
AnimalQuestion Mark

The Republic of A 27 Page Thesis is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.138 billion 27 Page Thesisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.1%.

The frighteningly efficient 27 Page Thesisian economy, worth 705 trillion Soulss of Natives a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,528 Soulss of Natives, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded A 27 Page Thesis to disarm, it's said that a 27 Page Thesisian always pays his debts with significant compounding, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A 27 Page Thesis's national animal is the Question Mark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A 27 Page Thesis is ranked 305,854th in the world and 861st in Eye for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 207.3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,637thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,663rdMost Devout: 7,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,581stNudest: 11,785thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,864thLargest Black Market: 14,014thLargest Mining Sector: 14,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,629thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,620thMost Efficient Economies: 18,665thLargest Governments: 19,119thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,727thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,155thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32,380thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32,708th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, it's said that a 27 Page Thesisian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded A 27 Page Thesis to disarm.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, alleyways are now mostly used for illegal drug deals rather than illegal surgical procedures.
  • : Following new legislation in A 27 Page Thesis, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.

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