The Constitutional Monarchy of A1bertia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Donald Newsted with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.322 billion A1bertians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pearl City. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong A1bertian economy, worth 97.7 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,917 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one denier coin also makes a handy throwing-star, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A1bertia's national animal is the Ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Franco-Buddhism.

A1bertia is ranked 124,404^th in the world and 7^th in Laraniem for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,724.27 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.