The Republic of Xfxfjz is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.218 billion Xfxfjzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xfxfjzian economy, worth 255 trillion xjzfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,092 xjzfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, the teaching of evolution has been banned, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xfxfjz's national animal is the xjzf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xfxfjz is ranked 257,814^th in the world and 2,191^st in Two for Safest, scoring 14.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.