Population | 13.828 billion |
Capital | Wazdo |
Leader | Emperor Brett Kingsley |
Faith | Wazdonian |
Currency | Dontraits |
Animal | Ficklepig |
The Dominion of Waztaskio is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Brett Kingsley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.828 billion Waztaskioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wazdo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The all-consuming Waztaskioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion Dontraits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,379 Dontraits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Governments opposing Waztaskio are beset by rebels, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waztaskio's national animal is the Ficklepig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wazdonian.
Waztaskio is ranked 20,678th in the world and 1,171st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Waztaskio's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Waztaskio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Largest Populations and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Waztaskio was refounded in Osiris.
- : Waztaskio ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Waztaskio's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Waztaskio's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Waztaskio was refounded in Osiris.
- : Waztaskio ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Waztaskio was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Waztaskio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.