Population | 3.865 billion |
Capital | TLCC |
Leader | The Lady Chamberlain |
Currency | Wars |
Animal | Powers |
The Chamberlain of Warsky is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Lady Chamberlain with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.865 billion Warskyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TLCC. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.
The very strong Warskyian economy, worth 220 trillion Wars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,963 Wars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, The Lady Chamberlain has just been declared ruler of Warsky in an international press conference, and The Lady Chamberlain is the self-declared God of all Warsky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Warsky's national animal is the Powers, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Warsky is ranked 103,236th in the world and 119th in Sparkalia for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Warsky lodged a message on the Sparkalia Regional Message Board.
- : Warsky resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Warsky was endorsed by The Empire of Celestial Mandate Of Xia.
- : Warsky was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Firever.
- : Warsky was endorsed by The Ancient Congregation of Retiva.
- : Warsky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Warsky, The Lady Chamberlain is the self-declared God of all Warsky.
- : Warsky changed its national animal to "Powers", its capital to "TLCC", its currency to "Wars", its leader to "The Lady Chamberlain", and its motto to "SHE WHO RISES STANDS ON TOP".
- : Following new legislation in Warsky, The Lady Chamberlain has just been declared ruler of Warsky in an international press conference.
- : Warsky changed its national nation type to "Chamberlain".