The Republic of WaitItsAllOhio is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.562 billion Ohioans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish WaitItsAllOhioan economy, worth 27.8 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,829 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WaitItsAllOhio's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

WaitItsAllOhio is ranked 306,149^th in the world and 42^nd in KAKISTOCRACY LEAGUE for Highest Average Incomes, with 17,829.2 Standard Monetary Units.