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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,509thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,656th
The Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ved Gøds naade vi skal udholde
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Vjaarland

Population13.334 billion

CapitalStrendhavn
LeaderPresident Freja Adlerberg
FaithVjaarlandic Catholic Church

CurrencyStykke
AnimalLynx

The Confederation of Vjaarland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Freja Adlerberg with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 13.334 billion Vjaars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strendhavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The powerhouse Vjaarlandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion Stykkes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 114,191 Stykkes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,893 per year while the poor average 29,447, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Vjaarland's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vjaarlandic Catholic Church.

Vjaarland is ranked 178,281st in the world and 3rd in Teleon for Most Stationary, with 81.7264407506 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,509thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,656thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,318thFattest Citizens: 3,790thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,341stLargest Mining Sector: 7,826thMost Avoided: 8,686thLargest Retail Industry: 13,234thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,493rdHighest Economic Output: 17,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,980thMost Armed: 24,919thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,957th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Vjaarland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Vjaarland's influence in Teleon rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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