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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,778th
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Vartugia

Population18.255 billion

CapitalMönkav
Leadera crazy leader
Faithsomething

Currencyleids
Animaleagle

The Exsteme Englishløving Nåtiön of Vartugia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a crazy leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.255 billion Vartugians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mönkav. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The all-consuming Vartugian economy, worth a remarkable 2,363 trillion leids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,466 leids, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 591,889 per year while the poor average 17,247, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

A crazy leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, political activists are routinely executed, and concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vartugia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is something.

Vartugia is ranked 84,726th in the world and 2nd in absolute stupidity for Most Stationary, with 552.200861869 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,487thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,778thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,961stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,625thHighest Economic Output: 9,875thLargest Governments: 9,939thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,302ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,188thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,160thSafest: 19,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,070thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,243rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,816thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,826thMost Patriotic: 28,205thMost Conservative: 29,015thMost Secular: 29,233rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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