The Empire of Usaiana is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zoe Platt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.631 billion Usaianans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Usaianan economy, worth a remarkable 5,926 trillion Chronoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 469,226 Chronoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,363,220 per year while the poor average 4,626, a ratio of 943 to 1.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers, Jennifer Government is banned, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Usaiana's national animal is the Lone Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Usaiana is ranked 538^th in the world and 1^st in Peaceful Solitude for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 328,927.66 Standard Monetary Units.