The Nomadic Peoples of Udasco is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Anthony Trafford with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.129 billion Udasc-hoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Udessa. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient a Udasco economy, worth 68.2 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,394 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Udasco's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever God You Believe In.

Udasco is ranked 42,602^nd in the world and 49^th in Empire of Great Britain for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.