The Matriarchy of Tumblrena is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader Chloe Elberdena with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.986 billion Tumblrenans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safecpa. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tumblrenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,605 Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Tumblrenan prisons' least expensive furnishings, hospitals in Tumblrena are too busy serving the needs of The New Channel Islands to see Tumblrenans, Leader Chloe Elberdena's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tumblrena's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tumblrena is ranked 1,260^th in the world and 2^nd in The New Channel Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.26 law-abiding acts per hour.