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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,178thMost Devout: 11,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,641st
The Green Patch of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Make Nationstates Green
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Treekidistan

Population7.659 billion

CapitalIgniswood
LeaderMairéwell Martinson
FaithTreekidism

CurrencySolasia
AnimalTreeky Dragon

The Green Patch of Treekidistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.659 billion Treekidistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igniswood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth 763 trillion Solasias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,705 Solasias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,464 per year while the poor average 11,574, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Mairéwell Martinson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Mairéwell Martinson, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families, and human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Treekidism.

Treekidistan is ranked 172,930th in the world and 3,107th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 92.53718383172 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,178thMost Devout: 11,514thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,641stMost Influential: 13,744thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,836thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,546thFattest Citizens: 23,469thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,084thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,135thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,273rdLargest Mining Sector: 28,863rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 249th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 299th in the regionMost Devout: 305th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 333rd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 397th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 438th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 549th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 566th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's.
  • : Treekidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, children are regularly married to each other to secure alliances between families.
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Mairéwell Martinson.
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, Mairéwell Martinson's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Treekidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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